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aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
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kilionmywaywardthorin: istherenothingyouwouldnotdo: Let me explain you a thing. When I say I adore Misha Collins, I don’t mean because he’s attractive or funny (though that comes into it), I mean because he is a genuinely nice person. I was at Asylum 10 this weekend, and for Misha’s autographs he wasn’t allowed to personalise things because of time constraints which is fair enough. However, when I was getting mine, I managed to blurt out (I mean it I was shaking really hard) how important it was to meet him, as Asylum 10 was a goal for me not to kill myself. The second I said that he stopped writing and looked up at me, and his response was: “You need better goals.” I almost laughed but I was really trying not to cry, so I responded with: “No. I don’t.” At this point, he reached across the table and grabbed my hand, pen still off the paper. He looked up at me, shaking and almost crying and smiled and said the simplest thing. At this point he let my hand go. “See you next year?” I nodded, I was shaking really hard and I picked up the picture and went to leave, but he grabbed my hand again and pulled me back a little. He asked for my name and then wrote what it says on the top left hand corner. He squeezed my hand and smiled and then let me go. no, I’m not crying it’s just Misha Collins and his kindness and his big heart in my eye
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goldshirts-tightpants:

you know that feeling when star trek
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rneerkat:

rneerkat:

lms if u dont know what hola means

so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????
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tomithejellyfish: trashyfiction: fuckthenaysayers: ambrister: partygrandpa: 3d-dragon: growpoisonflowerswithme: nevver: Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger) Yeah, it’s weird to be raised like that in South Carolina. As some one who lives in NJ this is pretty legit, we even curse at each other for cursing so much. motherfuck yeah, ohio! literally everyone in nj curses you cannot escape i love that we’re both fucking sailor-mouths yet still polite yeah us jersey folk swear like motherfuckers DELAWARE I SEE YOU
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